Question by : Spiritually speaking, are any of the R&S regulars interested in auditioning to become my house boy?
Paco has escaped his cage. It's a sticky job, but I need new house boys.
-I'd prefer it it if you were naturally hairless.
-Strong abs a must.
-Must be able to supply own tarp and shovel.
-Must enjoy bondage.
-Must be a poor climber. (I can't let another one escape my activity pit)
-Can't be afraid of bathing is butter (Not margerine)
-Uniform is a leopard print Speedo
-Screamers need not apply
*I Don't Care*: I pay you in my own special currency. I made it myself. They're called "Grunt Cakes"
Jeff Spicoli: Confinement hood is optional (but prefered).
And one more thing. You can't be intimidated by my frequent defacation both on myself and in the kitchen.
Answer by Mr. Durden
I meet every requirement, but I'd rather have you as my house pet.
After a long, hard day at fight club, I just want to come home and spray someone with a hose, forcing them to put lotion on.
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