Tuesday 6 March 2012

How twisted or humorous do you think this sounds?

Question by Vlad Tepes: How twisted or humorous do you assume this sounds?
I'm writing my 1st novel. My genre is horror. Anyway, this novel is about a bunch of sickos, child molesters, mobsters, poachers, arsonists, and people who are cruel to animals getting a taste of their personal medicines. I even created some of my own medieval torture devices for them.
First they're going to humiliate the individual before they torture them. A single guy is a neo-Nazi/skinhead who brutally murdered two gay males. The guy is strongly homophobic. Just before he gets tortured, he gets tied up to a chair inside a space with a disco ball. Furthermore, a gay cowboy gives him a lap dance although playing that song "Macho Man" by The Village Men and women.
The youngster molesting priest has to put on absolutely nothing but an adult-sized diaper. The put a pacifier in his mouth and make him shake a rattler in his hand whilst they play "Rock A-Bye Infant" and "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star." They make him walk around carrying a teddy bear in his other hand whilst folks bombard him with water balloons.
The guy who's cruel to animals gets a particular treat. He has to put on nothing but Scooby Doo underwear and a baseball cap with dog ears. On his feet he wears slippers that look like dog paws. The tormentors pull him around on a leash and make him roll more than and play dead. Then they make him get on his knees and consume Alpo and dog biscuits from a dog dish.
The rapist gets a taste of his personal medicine. What they are going to do with him is make him put on a garter belt and high-heels. Then they out him in bondage and tie him in strappado (which is hanging by your hands with them tied behind your back.) He's going to be bent more than at a 90-degree angle, and a bunch dominitrixes are going to have their way with him even though they are playing that song "Rape Me" by Nirvana.
Yet another character is a woman. They make her wear nothing at all but a fat suit that tends to make her appear like she weighs about 300 lbs. They're going to make her run across a treadmill although playing that song "Let's Get Physical" by Olivia Newton-John. They speed the treadmill up steadily even though everybody else joins in mocking her and laughing at her. How do you like this notion?


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Answer by rileycakesxx
HAHAHAH.

Sounds like a hit movie. Do it. Then e-mail it to me. Sounds like one thing I'd like.



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